Finding Excuses (Keep Reading, Anyway)

The last time my children’s writing critique group met, we discussed how important it is to read the wonderful children’s books out there. Except that we don’t always do what we know we should do. But hey! We’re writers! So we can come up with really creative excuses!

Excuse #1: I’m afraid I’ll inadvertently steal something from what I’ve read.

Honestly, you might pick up a funny expression that you’ve read somewhere and have your character say it. But chances are very good that the phrase is not that uncommon, anyway. A really, truly, fantastically unique expression, or idea, for that matter, will lodge in your brain and you won’t accidentally throw it into your book. And if you do, you won’t be able to sell your book.

Excuse #2: I’m afraid I’ll find a book out there exactly like mine!

Yikes! What if you do find a book exactly like the one you’re writing? Wouldn’t you rather know then spend tons of hours more, working on your book, only to have an agent or editor tell you later that the exact same book came out five years ago?

Okay, honestly, the chances of finding the same exact book are pretty astronomical. Finding the same plot? Maybe not so much. Because what’s a good story if not the same, basic plot? A main character comes along, wanting something. Obstacles come along, keeping your poor main character from getting what he/she/it wants. But eventually, the situation is resolved.

It’s the details that make a story a best-seller. So maybe you’ve written a typical Romeo and Juliette kind of story. Except your Romeo is a gigantic purple toothbrush with 14 eyes. And Juliette is a diminutive tube of toothpaste with a fetching smile. And there’s a whole bathroom full of health and beauty products trying to keep the two er, lovers apart. So maybe that plot’s been done to death (no pun intended). But your story has a fresh and unique cast of characters with a totally clean setting.

I don’t think you’ll find another story like that. But if you do find a book with a giant purple toothbrush main character, then yeah. You’re going to have start over again. Read anyway. Your writing will improve. And maybe someone will pick up your book and say, “Shazam! I can’t believe someone’s already written a book about a giant pine tree falling for a chainsaw!”

Star-crossed lovers. Chokes me up everytime.

(Here’s a post from one of my critique partners where she lists some of the books folks were buzzing about at the Wik 2010 conference. So no more excuses. Find a good book and read!)

Banned Books Week 2010 (Or How I Found A Challenged Book to Read)

In general principle, I don’t like the idea of banning books. I like the idea of letting people have the freedom to read whatever they want to read.

On the other hand, I don’t think kindergartners should have Lolita read to them. Not necessarily because of the content. I’m going out on a limb here to say that I don’t think there’s a five-year-old who’s going to get the gist of Lolita. So why bore the poor kids?

And here’s another thing. When I see books on one of those banned lists, it just makes me want to go out and read the book. So if you tell teenagers not to read something like The Earth, my Butt and Other Big Round Things (which was one of the 10 most challenged books in 2009), then get out of the way! ‘Cause those 15-year-olds are going to storm bookstores and libraries for that title.

I’m just saying. But you know who says it better? The American Library Association. You might want to see why it’s so important to celebrate the freedom to read during Banned Books Week.

And you can go over to the Banned Books site to find the other books on that Top Ten Challenged list, plus other interesting tidbits. Then go to your favorite bookstore or library and read a banned book.

I’m checking out The Earth, My Butt and Other Big Round Things.  Um, not my personal butt. I mean the book. Because how can you not want to read a fun book like that?