Come on, now. You knew I was going to write a fractured fairy tale for Susanna Leonard Hill’s contest, right?
And as I sat, staring at my blog, a fish fairy tale came to me. (You probably saw that coming, too.) But as I wrote, another fairy tale came to me, and then another, and …well, you’ll just have to read for yourself:
A Fishy Tale
One spring day, a fish was swimming in its stream. He heard footsteps on the bridge above.
Knick-knack, knick-knack went the steps.
“Hey!” the fish roared in a bubbly squeak. “Who’s that knick-knacking across my bridge?”
A little girl peered over the bridge. “It is I, Little Red Riding Hood. I’m taking goodies to Granny’s house.”
“Give me your goodies or I shall eat you up,” said the fish.
“Hmph,” said the girl. “You are a fish. But since you are hungry, I will give you a few crumbs.”
She tossed a few crumbs and then crossed the bridge, turning right at the fork in the road.
Soon, the fish heard soft padding across the bridge.
“Who’s that softly padding across my bridge?” squeaked-roared the fish.
“It is I, the Big Bad Wolf,” said a very scary-looking wolf. “And I am going to eat you up!”
“Wait,” cried the fish. “There is a much tastier morsel than I. If you take the left fork in the road, you shall find a sweet, little girl.”
The fish was pleased that he had directed the wolf in the wrong direction. Alas, he had sent the wolf down the shortcut to Granny’s. But that’s a story for another day.
Soon, three little pigs skipped over the bridge.
“Who’s that skip-skipping over my bridge?” squeaked the fish. (It was a busy bridge, and his roar was quite given out.)
The third little pig, known as the brains of the bunch, baited a hook. “It’s the Three Little Pigs,” said the third pig. He tugged at the line and up came the fish. “And we will have a fine dinner today.”
“Wait,” said the fish. “I will grant you a wish if you let me go.”
“Whee!” said the first piggy.
“We want roast beef for supper,” said the second piggy.
“Done,” said the fish. “Turn left at the fork. You’ll find lots of nice, red meat.”
The two piggies released the fish.
“Oh, for crying out loud,” said the third pig, who much preferred fish to meat. He stormed off the bridge, tripping over a stack of bricks. “Hmmm,” he said. “These bricks will come in handy.”
The pig worked all day, laying bricks at the fork in the road. When he was done, he had a swell seafood restaurant and two little piggy waiters.
Plus all the business he could possibly handle.
Bet you didn’t see that coming, right?
(I hope you have a chance to read more of the fractured fairy tales this fine weekend. And P.S. It’s not too late to write your own!)
Haha! You never disappoint. I still giggle every time I think of Rump. 🙂
Thanks, Lisa! I giggle when I think of Rump, too. I just couldn’t figure a way to cut 9, 600 words.:-)
Sure didn’t, brilliantly unpredictable ending!
Aw, thanks, Joanna! That’s exactly what I was going for. 🙂
Nope, did not see that coming. I love it when that happens too! Great tale!
Thanks, Donna! I love it when that happens, too! (And when I get lovely compliments!) 🙂
Hahaha! That WAS a delightfully unexpected ending, Cathy! 🙂 Love this fishy fairy tale mash-up! (And REALLY glad I didn’t go with my first idea to write about Red Riding Hood crossing the Billy Goat’s Gruff bridge!!!) This was very clever and fun! So glad you joined in the springtime writing Madness! 🙂
I’m glad you didn’t either, Susanna. ‘Cause the Cornpone Cowboy rocks. 🙂
that little pig sure is the brains of the outfit. Poor fish just wasn’t assertive enough. Good little fractured fairy tale. 🙂
I’ve always thought the third little pig comes off a bit stuffy in the original, so I fixed that, Cecilia. 🙂
Hi Cathy. Ironically, I’m reading this after coming home from a fish fry! Hahahahahah!
Hahahahhaaa! I love irony, Juliana!
Cathy–As always, you gave me something to chuckle over.
Thanks, Sioux! My work here is done. 🙂
Really nice mash-up, Cathy. And delightfully twisted ending!
Thanks, Joanne! It just sort of came to me when I was trying to finish the story before suppertime. 🙂
I LOVE the third pig! He’s awesome. Great story. 🙂
Haha! Love the humorous ending, and no, I didn’t see it coming!
You take the prize! Cathy, you’re amazing. I love this so much!
Awesome mash-up, Cathy! And you surprised me at the end…great twists and ‘turns’ throughout.:)
This is fun. I love the ending.
Too cute! Nope, I didn’t see that coming, but I really enjoyed it. Well done!
Ah ha, now we really know how the wolf found granny’s house, and where the third little pig found the bricks for the house. But I never knew that they had a fish restaurant…
Interesting. Definitely not what I expected. 🙂
I love it Cathy! So that’s how all those fairy tales really came to be…I’m glad to have the full story now!